I WAS DRINKING MY GODDAMN TEA WHEN I HIT PLAY AND I NEARLY BROKE THE SECOND COMPUTER THIS FUCKING WEEK GODDAMNIT
if you’ve ever wondered about how to bathe giant snakes, here is a 60kg baby having a bubble bath
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Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
Reblogging for excellent commentary.
Orcas are actually part of the family delphinidae and dolphins are giant assholes, too. Don’t let those stupid grins fool you. Dolphins are hardcore.
one of the cultures in kastorverse has a saying: “one orca eats fish. two orcas eat seal. three orcas eat whale.” meaning, basically, a lone troublemaker is no big, but assholes in groups are a serious problem.
orcas are bastards.
SHAMOO WAS A FUCKING DICK. SEA WORLD LIES.Shamoo?
I can imagine this happening at 3am I mean it’s just something that would happen at 3am
The first of my new shirt designs, “TOO MUCH SWEET”! Thank you for your patience! ♥ ♥
THEY FINALLY MADE A GIFSET OUT OF THIS THANK DA LAWDD SHE IS PERFECT
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.
Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!
No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?
I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
- Do not touch it
- Do not touch it
- Do not let anyone else touch it
- Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
- Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
- Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.
holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it
no dude seriously this happened to my a while back it was in my mailbox and it hurt my mom’s boyfriend’s hand really bad don’t fuck with that shit
Better quality pic from London Expo, my Eighth Doctor with the Dalek. Quite pleased with how the costume looks in pictures that aren’t from my cameraphone. :P
Marry me. Please.
This is the post that started it all. A chance reblog, with a wonderful comment, and it got us talking. One year later, we’re boyfriend and girlfriend, completely in love, devoted to each other in every sense. We often say that we’re each other’s ‘42’, because she is my life, my universe, and my everything.
We’ve had the chance to meet in person and spend three wonderful weeks together. Next year, I’ll be going over to America to spend time with her, and soon, she’ll be living here with me. We’re going to spend the rest of our lives together, and I couldn’t be happier.I really am the luckiest guy in the world. I have a beautiful, intelligent, funny, and well, let’s face it, pretty sort of marvellous girlfriend, and it’s all down to posting a pic on Tumblr! :P
Happy Anniversary, my soulmate. I love you so much! You have my hearts. Plural.
This is beautiful
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Maid of Death
Maid of Time
This is amazing! Can you make children’s fish care books like this?
This is a beautiful post and I wish I could hand deliver it to everyone when I worked at PetCo.
I might end up asking the artist for permission to use this if my Saturday Seminar idea at Pecto is put through…